In honour of the growing trash heaps dotting our fair city, we hereby raise a toast to the Vermin of Vancouver: may ye eat well, multiply, and rid us of our middens one square meal at a time.

And to you, greedy Hummer beast:

WE COME FOR YOUR YOUNG.
Bicycle CARcass IV:
Vermin, Awake!
oO SATURDAY the 22nd Oo
1:00 ~ 5:30 pee emm
Strathcona Park [map]
[Just off Venables, 3 blocks west of Clark, near General Paint]
In the Republick of East Vanity
** RAIN OR SHINE! **
wet weather? tough as leather!!




A Day of Bicycle Sport &Antics,
Rooted in the Rambunctious
Traditions of Asia Minor.



ROSTER will INCLUDE:
:: TheFoot-down Derby ::
:: The Duct-tape Derby ::
:: The Blind Rat Race ::
:: Balloon Smack Down ::
:: The Whip-Lash ::
:: The Panty Race ::
:: The Un-Panty Race ::
:: The Vanilla Joust ::
:: The Pie Joust ::

and of course

:: CARcass, battle for the coveted Key to the City of Vancouver ::



FREE; Vegan & Kid-Friendly.
Players, Spectators & Buffoons Welcome. Festive Armour Encouraged.
Vermin de rigeur!





FULL WEEKEND SCHEDULE:
http://velovanblogspot.com


Lookit Pavement, leave us our flesh.
We are a gently-treaded people.
We intend to roll another day upon your brow,
Imperiled, fierce & resolute.